Hi there!!! Nice to meet you!
From The Nostalgia Critic: The Cat In The Hat review
Also, thanks to this post for typing out the dialogue, I used it and it saved me a lot of time.<3
I love you Critic, never stop believing in what you have to say.
(via love-gift)
i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show
….the fuck you just say, mindfangz?
Capcom and Valve announce free Resident Evil 6, Left 4 Dead 2 crossover
Capcom and Valve have teamed up to deliver free crossover content for their respective zombie games.
I may be getting RE6 (a.k.a. Giraffe Blowjob for me and most of my friends) if it gets an appropriate discount on Steam, just for this.
(via ruf1ohn1tram)
Some of your best friends are Securitrons, right?
are you guys sick of my doodles, yet?
I cannot tell you how happy this makes me.
(via artisticallyinsaneblog)
Pro-Abstinence Sex Ed
A male presenter came up and started talking about how virginity was a beautiful gift and should be treasured. He showed a rose to the class and asked who wanted the flower. Everyone raised their hands. He plucked a petal off and asked how many people would still want the flower. Most people raised their hands. He asked someone to pull a petal off and repeated the question. This continued until the flower was bare. He said “Don’t you see that the flower isn’t as valuable because it’s been touched by so many people? How many of you would still want the flower?”
One guy raised his hand up and shouted out:
“I would. It doesn’t matter who touched the flower before I did. If you think that, you are a moron. And your metaphor is sexist.”
To this day, I don’t know who that guy was, but he’s still my hero.
I like this story. I like it a lot.
(via jathis)
Easiest decision made, hands down
Oh my god I want to see him bitch-slap Romney. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?
I’d vote for him. :D
HE’S GOT MY VOTE.
(via crimson-firecat)
The most accurate post on Tumblr.
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
- Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
(via mistressofpie)
to my muslim followers
please stay safe tomorrow
word.
more importantly
to all my US-nationalist, NRA-card-carrying, never-forget-shouting, blindly-racist, purposefully-discriminatory, muslim-fearing assholes, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
(via precarioussauce)
Do you have that one person in the fandom
that literally everything they do makes you want to slam your face into a wall because they are so rude
and everyone else loves them
but you just want to go their house
break their computer
and whisper
stop
(via jathis)
do you ever just
wanna grab someone by the shoulders
look them in the eyes and say
“no one cares”
(via jathis)
(via jambandit)
Fandom: Twilight/Betty White
“Lightning flashed, revealing the vampire hunter that had just killed half of the Cullens, who lay at her feet in a pathetic, headless heap.
“Betty White. I should have known.” I breathed angrily.”
… I actually really want to read this.
(via ruf1ohn1tram)
Cosmo Tip #633
No makeup makes you look nearly as gorgeous as the blood of your enemies smeared across your face.
(via sparklegenocide)
