Bioshock Infinite is now officially ruined for me
I keep hearing Medic. Robin goddammit why do you have to be in every game.
Can we all take a moment to imagine Medic in Columbia?
And if he had Vigors, instead of Murder of Crows, he’d have something like Dole of Doves? And just shoot flocks of doves from his hand to attack his enemies?
Yes, I checked. A group of doves is a dole. Or dule. Either or.
I want to see this crossover. Badly. Please?
I see you like Caroline and Sniper. :3
I saw your post and yes I agree there should be more Sniper/caroline as well as Medic/pauling. :3
Well I did this comic of a Portal/tf2 crossover, maybe you’ll like it.
If not then thanks for reading! Have a nice day! :D
OH MY GOD
I AM FREAKING OUT, GUYS
NO SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THIS
YOU ALL NEED TO LOOK AT THIS COMIC SERIES, I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA DIE!!
Ohhhhhh God, this is so wonderful!! This completely made my day, you have no idea! I’m gonna cry, I really am! I love it, I love it so much that it physically hurts!
Thank you so much, oh my God!!
Remember in ‘Poker Night at the Inventory’ When The Heavy Admitted He Liked Red Haired Girls?
Heavy: You have woman?
Tycho: Not with me, but yeah, I “have woman.”
Heavy: She is pretty?
Tycho: Yeah. Cute, glasses, red hair.
Heavy: She has the red hair?
Tycho: No no no, Heavy, she’s not on the other team. YOU DON’T HAVE TO KILL HER.
Heavy: No, but I love the red hair!
Tycho: Well, you can’t have her either.
Heavy: (Pulls a very angry-looking face)
Tycho: … Maybe we can work something out?
I say it’s canon.
This may not make much logical sense in any way, but you know what? I’d like to see a Sniper that’s gone blind and doesn’t give a fuck. Like, I’ve been seeing a lot of blind, crying Sniper pictures being circulated lately, and I think that’s ridiculous. Is this not the same guy that weaponized his piss? I think he’d at least try to find a way to compensate for his lack of vision.
Like how the Scout would run with prosthetic legs.
And the Heavy would continue to punch people in the face with a big ol’ Purity Fist.
And how the Demoman would continue to blow shit up after losing an eyeball.
Sniper would snipe by sense of smell, tell me I’m wrong.
Or he uses echolocation, like a bat. And he wears a hat or something to increase his hearing to compensate for his lack of sight!
Like this, only the Sniper won’t give me nightmares!