Hi there!!! Nice to meet you!
TF2 Update
57 hats
no maps
no weapons
no bugfixes
not even original hats. 57 reskins of existing hats
GG Valve
You forgot to put “tons of effort from many community members” :/
Remember in ‘Poker Night at the Inventory’ When The Heavy Admitted He Liked Red Haired Girls?
Heavy: You have woman?
Tycho: Not with me, but yeah, I “have woman.”
Heavy: She is pretty?
Tycho: Yeah. Cute, glasses, red hair.
Heavy: She has the red hair?
Tycho: No no no, Heavy, she’s not on the other team. YOU DON’T HAVE TO KILL HER.
Heavy: No, but I love the red hair!
Tycho: Well, you can’t have her either.
Heavy: (Pulls a very angry-looking face)
Tycho: … Maybe we can work something out?
I say it’s canon.
This may not make much logical sense in any way, but you know what? I’d like to see a Sniper that’s gone blind and doesn’t give a fuck. Like, I’ve been seeing a lot of blind, crying Sniper pictures being circulated lately, and I think that’s ridiculous. Is this not the same guy that weaponized his piss? I think he’d at least try to find a way to compensate for his lack of vision.
Like how the Scout would run with prosthetic legs.
And the Heavy would continue to punch people in the face with a big ol’ Purity Fist.
And how the Demoman would continue to blow shit up after losing an eyeball.
Oh wait.
Sniper would snipe by sense of smell, tell me I’m wrong.
Or he uses echolocation, like a bat. And he wears a hat or something to increase his hearing to compensate for his lack of sight!
Like this, only the Sniper won’t give me nightmares!
Everything I touch turns gay
good :3
suggestion by markingatlightspeed! thanks! btw also thanks people for so much notes, i totally didn’t expect that!
PS imagine how old courage must be o_o
(via tf2shitfest)
“The doctor says there is nothing he can do…”
Vestless Sniper
Maskless Spy
The Flesh Wound (actually not made for Sniper, that’s why it was a bit hard to place it correctly)Too sad D’:
To those getting eager to start writing Team Fortress 2 porn based around the whole “nutmeg and sex” joke, remember this:
Oh God.
Is there going to be the option of giving your SENTRIES hats?
Also, anyone notice all the nutmeg and sex in these articles…?
EDIT
I just realized this was an April Fools joke. But knowing Valve, anything is possible…
(via catcard)
Sometimes, we HAVE TO BREAK THE LAW. I should go to the Physics Police to turn myself in, though !!!
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That’s what i do best : Draw stupid stuff that makes me chuckle and hopefully will make you chuckle too.
Sorry for that little self-advertisement. It’s not for the likes for the reblogs, really, it’s just… I sincerely think you could have a nice time reading some of my previous comics ?
Thank you for showing interest, and thanks to all my followers in general, ha !
Soldier, I love you so fucking much.
Wasn’t this pretty much his exact function as a core though?
PFFF SPY NO
COME ON I KNOW YOU’RE JEALOUS BUT
HE’S SAPPING SNIPER’S WIFE
(via tf2shitfest)
HANG IN THERE, BRIT-O-BOT. We’ll find a way back down somehow.
I’m freaking out so much right now!!!
So soldier found mini archimedic
I don’t even know what happens next
He’s like a little putto!
(via hookerdetitt)
Someone help me i cant stop drawing chubby mercs…
ohgod…for a while I thought it’s mpreg but….CHUBBY MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!
HEAVY IS SO PROUD
HE HELPED MAKE THAT
With lots and lots of sandwiches
(via annalaatikko)
