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Anyone Know Anything About Commissions?
I’m seriously thinking about doing fanfiction commissions and I want to know: How much I should charge What limitations I should take How to set up an account What to do about pricing depending on requests (ex: OCs, smut, multiple chapters) Blah blah blah I really need all the help I can get on this. Someone help me.
yoshiofyellow replied to your post:I wonder… I don’t have money right now but I would totally buy a beautiful Sniper/Spy fic from you when I do. I dunno how you’d go about this sort of thing though. Maybe set prices based on length (small one-shot, multiple chapters, etc) and go from there? welcometospayne replied to your post:I wonder… I’d totally buy a story. Maybe set the prices...
You think I should take commissions? Like, write stories for people in exchange for money? It’s been on my mind for a while and with school coming up and my job ending soon, I need the cash. I’m going to think it over, prices and Paypal and whatnot, but I’d like your honest opinion. Should I take fanfiction commissions? How should I set prices? If I decide to do this, who the hell would...
flareblade2000: frankenbolt: chantillyxlacey: glitchdefacto: spazztastikim: naomithenerd: nipplesofthenorth: spiffingly: secretsofpersephone: vipvictor: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012) Official Trailer #1 but pyramid head tho I don’t actually care about video game movies but sweet jeebus I can’t get over how good the casting for her is. I’m excited and scared for this...
Was working at Home Depot the other day and at the corner of my eye, I thought I saw Stephen Merchant, my favorite comedian. I quickly turned around (because holy shit, what the hell is he doing at a Home Depot in Ohio) and as expected, it was not him. But he looked pretty damn close to being him. I walked over and said, “Hey I hope this doesn’t sound weird, but you look EXACTLY like...
The WBC are not real Christians in the same way...
mistressofpie: both groups are hate-filled and not given copies of their holy books. Jihadists and Osama Bin Laden are not real Muslims and the WBC are not real Christians. Please do not lump religious people in with people who claim to be something they are not. Just because the WBC say they’re Christians, does not mean they are. Same goes for Islamic terrorists. I could say I’m Superman, does...
this-is-amnesia: zenkindoflove: ubersaur: this-is-amnesia: My aunt gave me a ‘challenge’ today. I have to link her any smutfic I can find that is better than 50 Shades of Gray. Here’s the Catch: It has to be Twilight Fanfiction. But I don’t give a fuck. Okay, folks, I need pornographic literature that can made a grown woman give me 50 dollars. Because dammit, I need that money, and I...
jathis: red-tentaspy: Read More Read More [[MORE]]I agree with all of this. Honestly, if you have a character or an event in your story that has to do with rape, talk to the person you’re rping with. This way, you can see if they are comfortable with it and if not, compromise something so both of you are happy. Simple as that. When I first started rping with people, I had someone...
THE VERY BEST PART OF THE OLYMPICS WAS WHEN THERE...
jathis: ttotheaffy: SERIOUSLY. WHY IS NO ONE BLOGGING ABOUT THAT??? IT MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR. I GOT SO EXCITED I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND NOW I AM ETERNALLY SHOUTING. Nah, Just kidding. But I did smash my keyboard like, WOAH. And then ran around the house in glee. I was slightly drunk, but STILL. I’m surprised they put him in I mean…who the fuck still remembers that guy?! I DID!!! I...
mistressofpie: In light of PETA’s Meatless Mondays, who votes we have Bacon Tuesdays? Make it “Tons of Bacon Tuesday” and you got my vote.
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
Today at the conference I'm attending:
phdramblings: Maya Angelou spoke out against the use of any racial pejorative by ANYONE. She added, the whole he-can-say-it-but-you-can’t thing, does not work. I’m just going to leave this right here…
To Save A Hold Part Three
jathis: Part the third! First: http://jathis.tumblr.com/post/27749522591/to-save-a-hold-part-one Second: http://jathis.tumblr.com/post/27814892861/to-save-a-hold-part-two * * * Read More And now, introducing more members to the travelling group!
Amber The Pyro Has A New Pet, A Chat With...
Amber: ... *squeals and runs over to huggle the owl*
Amber: *doesn't care and walks to her room to dress him up*
Rochus: NEIN! PUT ME DOWN! /flails wings
Amber: *sat him on her bed and rummaged through a small chest, turning back around with a baby bonnet*
Rochus: /tries helplessly to waddle away/ Nein! Get avay!
Amber: *picked him back up* Hmm... *tapped the mouthpiece of the mask in thought* Rhh! *picked him up and took him outside to the garden*
Rochus: I vill kill you! /wiggles and flaps his wings uselessly
Amber: *opened up the shed and set him down to walk over and point at something in the corner* Rhh hurr!
Rochus: /sits down angrily and refuses to move, glaring darkly
Amber: *huffed and picked up a mouse trap with a dead mouse on it* Rhh?
Rochus: YUCK! WAS IST DAS?!
Amber: ... nrr? *tilted her head and put the trap down in front of him*
Rochus: Get me out of here, you mumbling freak!
Amber: Nrr hurr? *opened the trap for him to get the mouse easier*
Rochus: ... /slaps it to the ground with his wing
Amber: Rhh. *shrugged and picked him up again, her new best buddy for today*
Rochus: ...I hate you
Peace in Waring Hearts: Chapter 1
A TF2 Story Created by mistressofpie and hana-bakemono. War is not a charming thing, nor will it ever will be. It is not glamorous, it is not fun, and it is not a time for happiness. Some wars create peace; they take down horrid dictators or oppressive governments, bring freedom. Some however, are trivial, fought for selfish reasons and foolish pride. Although, if there is one thing all wars do...
sparklegenocide: purplefridge: finsley: god she’s talking to me about how i have to get a job and learn to drive I’M ONLY 144 YOU DICK tumblr user finsley is too young for a job at age 144 God when I was 144, I had to get a job! It’s not easy being immortal. Eh, kids these days…
ashangel899: I’M CRYING ‘sup Italy?
Was looking at this webpage and I came across this: Radio personality and former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has used his radio show to rally people to eat at Chick-fil-A on Wednesdays in response to the boycotts. National Eat at Chick-fil-A Day is set to kick off on July 25. Honestly? What the fuck.
Bad Phone Call Aka Hana-Bakemono is a pervy lady
jathis: Read More I’M NOT THAT PERVY!!!
1612th: i don’t understand how people can say ‘i respect your opinion’ to someone who is like against gay marriage like if someone said to you ‘i think black people should be re-enslaved’ or ‘hitler had the right idea jews don’t deserve rights’ which is basically the same principle i’m pretty sure the last thing you would say is ‘i respect your opinion’ It’s why I say instead, “I...
gabilliamqueen: you know whats awkward being friends with people who hate each other
ladychraelix: Love Is Author: Hana Bakemono Rating: T Chapters: 1 (Complete) Characters: Chell, Wheatley Warnings: Apparently, this also causes people to cry/come close to crying… don’t know why, but I guess that should be a warning. Description: A fan fiction compiled of short stories of Chell and Wheatley from Portal 2. Used the poem I wrote, “Love Is…” as sort of a meme to create...
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I forgot how to write smut. Hell, I can’t even write anything. Especially smut. I wanna write smut.
Professor Layton has made it into the Smash Bros... →
It took guts to stick it out that long, dude. You deserve a cute owl and some hugs. *hugs* OH MY GOD, WHAT A PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY!!! Heh, and I’d love a hug, too. Thank you.
fuchsiamae replied to your post: Right. I’m done. Honestly, I’m getting into this… It wasn’t anon hate, it was one person trying to be helpful and she overreacted. As is extremely predictable. … ARE YOU KIDDING ME, REALLY!?! This is all so pathetic, oh my God. And yeah, I just took a look at the page and you are right. Wow just… I thought it was bad to begin with. ...
Right. I’m done. Honestly, I’m getting into this way too deep than it should be. It’s only causing stupid drama all because I said that this so called “constructive critique” was anything but that. And it ended up with her getting anon hate (I read none of that, I don’t even want to look at her page) and me feeling my anxiety and frustration just climb...
REVIEW ETIQUETTE FOR BABIES
momoneymoboolits: Everyone needs a refresher on this once in a while. What y’all suns’a’guns need is the Sandwich Method! “What’s that, Momo?” you ask. “I don’t need no stinkin’ Sandwich Method. You’re making me hungry, you big slut.” NICE TRY, BLANCO NINO. But you need the sandwich method. This is what I’m talking about: 1) Describe one positive aspect of the work. 2) Describe one...
littlekiwi37: Hana Bakemono: littlekiwi37: HEY, HERE’S SOME ART AND JUNK: Substance—Chapter… littlekiwi37: HEY, HERE’S SOME ART AND JUNK: Substance—Chapter 1 littlekiwi37: thenoodledude: Substance: Chapter 1 [It’s my first try guys, so please let me know if you like it or not! It’s a Portal fic, that begins in pre-GLaDOS Aperture. The first chapter is from… First off, I...
littlekiwi37: HEY, HERE’S SOME ART AND JUNK: Substance—Chapter 1 littlekiwi37: thenoodledude: Substance: Chapter 1 [It’s my first try guys, so please let me know if you like it or not! It’s a Portal fic, that begins in pre-GLaDOS Aperture. The first chapter is from Rattman’s point of view. Feedback would be loved and forever appreciated! … I’m sorry if my...
thenoodledude: littlekiwi37: thenoodledude: Substance: Chapter 1 [It’s my first try guys, so please let me know if you like it or not! It’s a Portal fic, that begins in pre-GLaDOS Aperture. The first chapter is from Rattman’s point of view. Feedback would be loved and forever appreciated! This is sort of a first draft, and I’m super nervous D:] Read More As much as I really wanna read...
To Save A Hold Part Two
jathis: The second part of our thrilling tale! First Chapter: http://jathis.tumblr.com/post/27749522591/to-save-a-hold-part-one * * * Read More Introducing Michael the Moronic Nord! Well, he’s not a moron… he just does a lot of stupid things based upon thinking before acting.
To Save A Hold Part One
jathis: A Skyrim AU rp because we can Because Hana-Bakemono and I are SILLY, SILLY I TELL YOU * * * Read More We are silly, yet we make brilliant stories with our silliness!!! Please read, mainly because Jathis’s brilliant work is in here. Okay? Okay.
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Balloons, Unicorns and Science
Story based mostly off of what thenoodledude said in a recent post: if you think that’s weird, Caroline’s face model is the creator of the Ballonicorn for Meet the Pyro. And then I thought of this dumb silly story. This is for you, thenoodledude. Thanks for inspiring me! [[MORE]]The Pyro always had his back during battle. Hell, the Pyro had everyone’s back during battle. But somehow, the Pyro...