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askthedementedmedic: russianpyro: Sleepy Head - Passion Pit Pretend - Lights Erasure - Always N Car Crash - Matt Nathanson Erectin’ a River Rolling Girl - Hatsune Miku (it’t the only song I have that starts with an R) I think I’m paranoid Valerie After Dark Noruegian Wood S- Scared (Three Days Grace) I- I don’t care if you’re contagious (Pierce the Veil) G- Guilty (Since...
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Love At First Sight
chimerachick: A young nurse poked her head into the quiet room. In the chair across from the door sat the man she was looking for. His head was bent low, hands clasped together and pressed against his forehead. His hair and clothes were disheveled, and it was no wonder. She smiled sympathetically. She was sure it had been a very long night for him. “Sir?” She called. “Sir, it’s over.” The man in...
Reblog this if you've ever been called ugly. I...
aloneanddoingchemistry: Once upon a time Hailee was at the pool minding her own business enjoying a Popsicle and was staring off into the distance when a snotty girl apparently thought i was staring at her, so she rudely asked “What are you looking at ugly” and i was like “:C” and my entire day was ruined and I cried tears of sad and i didn’t even finish my Popsicle…
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Hello from the… creepily awesome Silent Hill nurse! XD I love the makeup to this movie… *embraces it*
A Message From Wheatley
Is this thing on? Is it? Oh! Hello everyone, Wheatley here! You know… w-well, hope you know who I am… used to run the Aperture Science facility… until I uh… made some eh, bad choices and got thrown into space… still there… in case anyone’s interested or ah, has connections with NASA or something… would be nice to come back to earth and all…...
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
HOLY SHIT THE BIBLE SAYS NOT TO PUT UP CHRISTMAS...
jathis: From Jeremiah 10:1-5 1 Hear what the LORD says to you, people of Israel. 2 This is what the LORD says: “Do not learn the ways of the nations or be terrified by signs in the heavens, though the nations are terrified by them. 3 For the practices of the peoples are worthless; they cut a tree out of the forest, and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel. 4 They adorn it...
"Someone Get an Engineer"
paperseverywhere: I believe someone commented like this on my last Wheatley picture so, uh, I couldn’t help it lol. Cx oh Wheatley you. … after that last picture, I feel so much happier now. XD
Excerpt from a fic that will never be written so...
rubitinmyeyes: modmad: Wheatley was engaged in combat, and he was losing. “Been in a ball for decades and she expects me to figure out how to use these… fiddly diddly wotzits within a week…” The sharp skulled man muttered ominously at his reflection, trying to fathom which way each finger was headed and attempting to herd them into some semblance of coordination. The thin strip of silk that...
apothecutiesaurus: qu33r: Can i just address this to all the girls who are not confident about their looks or about their body. You are all beautiful, people are always going to be shit talkers but you have to let that all aside and accept yourself for who you are. Love yourself. ; 3 ;
Me: *talking to Athena about Alice: Madness Returns*
Athena: I've always wanted to play that game but I has not D:
Me: I have it! I want to play it so much but... sister got me Skyrim and... well you can guess the rest.
Athena: right XD understandable
Me: so... still waiting... staring at me... like, "why Mommy... why do you love him more than me? Was it something I did Mommy?"
Me: it sucks!!! And I'm like, "O-oh no baby! I do love you!!!"
But then Skyrim is all... it's the baby with Bambi eyes and that sweet little voice! AKA, theme song. "Mommy, can you play with me~?"
"COME TO MY BOSOM MY LITTLE LOVE!!!"
And Alice just sits there... probably become depressed... I'll find it in the bathtub, disk scratched with a razor...
Athena: I should NOT be laughing at this XDD
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I read somewhere that in Toy Story, whenever a character’s eyes blink, they never blink together, but one at a time. Poor Buzz looks like he’s buzzed, though…
Kiss Fic for owlymedics
Wake Up Kiss: He was said to be a gift for the BLU Medic, a clone to relieve him from stress of his duties. He was small, scrawny and not as bright as the doctor, but was a fast and loyal person who always tried his best to please and impress his teammates… something he wasn’t successful with. They avoided him, ignored him, scolded him and nagged him… he was like a curious child, still learning...
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fuchsiamae: hana-bakemono: fuchsiamae: hana-bakemono: I see you~ I don’t know whether to burst out laughing or hide under my bed with this… Skimmin’ your blog, enjoyin’ your Sniper/Caroline way more than I should… No, seriously, self. Stop shipping it. It breaks up your OTP. Stop shipping it, self. God dammit, self. Stop. Ahem. So anyway. Hi! NO!!! KEEP SHIPPING IT!!! BREATHE...
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fuchsiamae: hana-bakemono: I see you~ I don’t know whether to burst out laughing or hide under my bed with this… Skimmin’ your blog, enjoyin’ your Sniper/Caroline way more than I should… No, seriously, self. Stop shipping it. It breaks up your OTP. Stop shipping it, self. God dammit, self. Stop. Ahem. So anyway. Hi! NO!!! KEEP SHIPPING IT!!! BREATHE IT IN AND EMBRACE IT!!! It is...
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I see you~ I don’t know whether to burst out laughing or hide under my bed with this…
I know I got a lot more kiss fics to do… just keep patient and I’m sorry if your gifts are late… damn my sister for giving me Skyrim… there goes my life, right out the window… I’ll be playing this game forever… if I did miss anyone’s send me a note JUST in case… and no nagging, I’m on my sanity’s end.
Kiss Fic for rubitinmyeyes
Neck Nibble Kiss: “No, will you stop!” she whined, trying to push his face away from hers with a giggle. He was being flirtatious, something that happens every day she comes home early from work. “I swear, you are like a dog,” she muttered with a grin. “Sue me, I missed you,” he purred, tossing his hat off his head to nuzzle into her neck. He still smelled of gunpowder and dirt from battle today...
Kiss Fic for thisismouseface
Tiger Kiss: “AHH!!!” He jumped when two arms wrapped around him tightly, pulling the trigger in shock and accidentally killing one of the harmless doves resting on the roof. “DAMN IT SPY!!!” “Oh hush, we’re not in battle yet,” he cooed, taking his hat off to put on his own head. “You’re wasting a bullet that’s what you’re doing!” the Sniper muttered, loading his gun again and taking aim to view...
Kiss Fic for Miyazaki-A2
Hand Kiss: A hard shoulder collided with her own, sending her stumbling backwards and falling off the curb to land in a cold, muddy puddle. She grunted with slight pain and pure frustration, the combination of dirtied clothes, ruined bag of groceries and cold air was something she didn’t want to deal with this evening. No one in London could care any less for a girl like her, poor and alone while...
Kiss Fic for AskBLUSpyDiana
Cheek Kiss: “WOMAN!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!” Diana smirked from behind her cup of coffee and placed it on the table to see the BLU Soldier run in, clutching the “not stolen” Frankenturret in both hands and glared at her from under his helmet. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MR. WIGGLES!?! AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN!?!” “What? I think Madame Sugar Cube is adorable,” she cooed softly. The robot twitched and...
Kiss Fic for Mel
Forehead Kiss: It was still a question on what Pyro was. On the battlefield, the masked being ran around burning anything that moved and laughing hysterically to watch the death toll rise higher and higher while scaring the rest of the team. After the battle, Pyro’s door was always closed with the mysterious being inside. No one knew what went on in there, or what it even looked like inside. Some...
Kiss Fic for kenziecanfly
Eye Kiss: One of the worst kinds of headache is a painful combination of the lack of sleep and increase of unneeded stress. She had nothing to complain about her job. She had respect for her boss (though never said if she actually liked her or not) and was fit for the kind of job she was given, in a cheerful yet serious way. He however, could not. She came to collect the papers he filled to file...
Kiss Fic for asdfwhatdoyouwant
Eskimo Kiss: It was a surprise when her thoughts went back to when she was at the facility. Things here were different now. She had better food, comfortable clothes, a nice soft bed, no restraints, no testing… and she wasn’t alone anymore. He wasn’t like most guys. He was clumsy, hardly thinks before he speaks, tries too hard, was scrawny, weak, looked like a complete science nerd (working at the...
Kiss Fic for oxytreza
Talking Kiss: “AND MAYBE IF YOU KEPT YOUR BLOODY DAMN MACHINES AWAY FROM MY POST, MAYBE THOSE BLOODY DAMN SPIES WOULDN’T COME OVER TO SAP THEM AND KILL ME EVERY DAMN BATTLE!!!” Engineer rolled his eyes as the Sniper screamed at him. Always the same thing… he only put the sentries there to protect him from Spies, how was he to know what would happen? Though it was damn adorable to see him get...